Prost and Problems: How I Nearly Botched the 2013 Germanfest Beard Competition

  It’s the middle of the afternoon on a hot August day. I am overdressed, but that’s not why I’m sweating. In two short hours, I take the stage to host the inaugural Germanfest Picnic Facial Hair Contest, and as of this moment I have no contestants, no judges, no prizes, no way to get […]