What is the Major Moustache?

For years I have been told that I have a “major moustache” so imagine my surprise when I discovered this is actually a particular style…I just thought people where complimenting me, not mis-identifying another stache in the wild.

This is a close, combed moustache comprised of two rectangular straight wings with a sloped shaven gap in between them at the center. Due to military regulation this style is one of the few options available to service men who have a tad more of an air for eccentric.